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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

Costco, whole pizzaa take 20 minutes or so, I order then go shopping

COSTCO: "Order 221"

me: "do you have 175, it's pi......."

COSTCO: "Order 221,222"

me: "do you have 17......."

COSTCO: "Order 222"

I'm not mad, they're super busy and desperately need to get orders off the counter, but they could at least circle back to me after 221 picked up their order.

I've started ordering a cookie now when i'm done shopping, they make eye contact with me to give me the cookie and I ask them for the pie(s)