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submitted 3 months ago by umbraroze@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's why board executives and business are so excited about it

[–] Saarth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Why would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not my fault

~~I was just following orders~~

~~It's just company policy~~

It's just a misstep in the algorithm

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry the computer said layoffs so... Get fucked.

[–] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ai says you're not a citizen. Deported.