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We just gotta change it to " Oi, fuckin, give us some ~~candy~~ lollies cunt or we'll fuck your house up!" instead of trick or treat.
*Lollies.
Fuck.
Shouldn't they be bumming darts not hunting candy
Nah they do that down at the shops.
Fun fact, if someone's coming on your property and stealing your bumpers from your ashtray, what you do is collect a few ashtrays worth of them, piss on them, let them dry and repeat for a week, then you put an ashtray of the fermented piss infused bumpers out and let them steal it, do this for a few days and they will stop.