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Nice!
Anticausal vestige for 6, then bounce off for U to put it back in my hand. This triggers a draw, followed by a zero cost chomping mastasaur. Discard the vestige, dealing 6 direct damage. Draw 1. Wild ride for R on mastasaur for +3/+0 haste. Attack with mastasaur, triggering a second discard (this time a second mastasaur) and a third draw, bringing the total to 12 direct damage before mastasaur's attack, and 21 damage if you're not blocking.
Kupo!
Edit: just remembered that vestige brings your free cast in tapped. Wild ride wasted and the total damage done is 6.
Oops.