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[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

So it doesn't turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you go back to humans?!

I mean if it's your job...

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pokerus, or "how no-vaxers think that measles work".

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 points 3 days ago

Depends. Some of them don't even believe in viruses at all.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

The more you know!

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

capturable gods

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

PSTD

Pee is Stored in The Dick?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it