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Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by umbraroze@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's the neat thing, you can deny accountability by blaming the computer's decision

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ~~NEVER~~ MAKE ~~A~~ MANAGEMENT DECISIONs