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And before someone screams about AAAAAAAAAAAA ITS UNBALANCED the DM can balance it back <3

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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"The DM hands out magic items" has the same energy as "It's an open book test"

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lack of imagination. For if the DM is handing out magic items to you then he's doing the same elsewhere. I hand a fair few out but whether or not they're gonna be useful, and whether or not they'll survive the next encounter, is up to them. Things are still balanced, they've just got more gadgets.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A good storyteller knows that when you give Luke a lightsaber, you give Darth Vader a Death Star.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I started to type in 'Exactly' and then was about to type in your username. But I just started laughing my fucking ass off at 'Brave Little Hitachi Wand'

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm aware of the effect I have on men.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Goddammit. No. Stop it. Stop being that fucking funny.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh weird. Thanks to you I've discovered that my client doesn't show display names, just usernames. I wonder if that's a setting somewhere.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there's one in the default lemmy. I think one in Alexandrite too. Not sure if you're using a web client or an app. But I'm glad to help be that catalyst for you <3 and I wasn't kidding either

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I found "Prefer user display names" under Misc on Summit and I too now see the wand name beside the TOE profile picture. Thanks for the assist.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Anytime, glad to help <3

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And it all started because you gave a mouse a cookie

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean, might as well be nice. They're only worth 10 XP anyway.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Exactly. Same lich, different phylactery. Open book was always a subtly sinister signal for "you wish this was graded on a curve nerd enjoy the D at best lmfaooooo".

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An “open book” test means the test is about to get really hard. So hard that even with the book and ample class time you will still struggle to solve the exam questions and pass the test.