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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they're in a restaurant? It's clearly a cheese shop.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

C: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

O: No.

C: Lipta?

O: No.

C: Lancashire?

O: No.

C: White Stilton?

O: No.

C: Danish Brew?

O: No.

C: Double Goucester?

O: (pause) No.

C: Cheshire?

O: No.

C: Dorset Bluveny?

O: No.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 13 points 5 days ago

C: Cheddar?

O: No. We don't get much call for it.

C: But it's the single most popular cheese in the world!

O: Not around here, sir.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Split the difference, it's a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they're out of spam.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not because we don't have Spam, but because we can't find it under all of the cheese.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago

Somewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.

[–] NaibofTabr 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

I don't like spam!

[–] NaibofTabr 5 points 5 days ago

Well, how about a little Red Leicester?