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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Unless that person leaves and the system they implemented remains

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the VP accepted the risk

Ok, and you fired him, and the replacement… did they accept all the risk too?

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they accepted the job, absolutely yes. ignorantia juris non excusat.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well, yes, except not for executives because they’re special. And they have golden parachutes.

But wow if I was to take over some of the VP roles I’ve seen with the risk they accept, there would be years of work just patching shit.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 5 days ago

Keep going up and up the chain of command. There is no situation where no one us responsible.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Someone should take responsibility. If they don’t want to be responsible, they should not take the job.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

That's how it should be, not how it is