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The key is to breathe in the microplastics deeply.
This thing is so old, they are macro plastics.
Y’all on microplastics, I’ve been on that macroplastic grind since I was three. I eat a Lego every day with breakfast. My body may die, but it’ll be preserved like a majestic twinky.