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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The key is to breathe in the microplastics deeply.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 12 points 6 days ago

This thing is so old, they are macro plastics.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Y’all on microplastics, I’ve been on that macroplastic grind since I was three. I eat a Lego every day with breakfast. My body may die, but it’ll be preserved like a majestic twinky.