Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”

[–] hockeyboss77@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Oh that's good too!