this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You'll still need to get around gait recognition.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A few shots of spirit can fix that.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A rock in one shoe and a buttplug askew…

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Until ai recalibrates & notes that as your disheveled state.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. I’m heading to work!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Porksnort goes to work every day in a disheveled state. Noted on your social credit score.