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Look, most toilets come with seats. Amazon knows that your fat ass broke one, the cheap shit one you just bought isn't gonna be as good a the OEM one.
You'll be back
That’s why I just put em in a subscription, now I don’t have to worry about it.
Alternately: the mechanism to soft-close the lid fails after a few years.
If I lived by myself, it wouldn't be an issue since I have no trouble gently lowering the lid. But alas, I do not live alone and am thus stuck resorting to mechanical fixes rather than behavioral ones.