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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The French have won more battles than any other military Ever. Look it up, mate. You sound like Fox News Freedom Fries. Break free man.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago

Some people just get a high from doing the group ritual. I was more of a teenage iconoclast that didn't want to do anything anyone else was doing, which is a different set of problems.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if they are counting Charlemagne?

Also, I feel like China would have to have more..... Or do civil wars not count?

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think no matter how you slice it you could work the stats to go your way on that, but the main point is the French were like a pretty unstoppable land power for 500 years, had 2 bad decades in the 1900s and never lived it down somehow

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

never lived it down somehow

might be related to

unstoppable land power for 500 years

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Moi aussi, mon frere. Moi aussi.