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[–] TheV2@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For example, if you go for coffee and forget to come back to work, this child will say what was said when you were not in the hall, and will say who you should counter-attack.

Is this really not the onion?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I see the same quote in other articles

Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense.