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First of all, if you have a theory they rejected, clearly its because they are afraid of your massive intellect, pure jealousy to the point of refusing you entirely. So that means your theory is 100% fact, and you should write a book all about how you are a genius ahead of their time, and sell it on Amazon becoming a number 1 best seller and use that to propel you into micro-celebrity status and live off the royalties because thats what smart people do. Duh.
And go on the Joe Organ podcast ofc
No no no you don't understand, lobsters get a massive jolt of oxytocin after fighting cause men are supposed to fight! Or whatever the fuck Xanax Peterson was going on about.
Love that testosterone argument those idiots bring up all the time. Like I got the shit coming out my ears! I'm not like styro pyro high, but I went bald in my twenties and have irritating hair in my INNER ear! And despite being lazy AF I'm still fairly well built. I would gladly give up half of my test to whoever wants it. Being irrationally angry about people driving around with their brights on is definitely not a fun pass time.
"Laser hormone" is my new favorite two word concoction.
Graham Hancock moment