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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Die young, leave a perky corpse

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd rather not encourage necrophilia.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's why even I die, I'll want my genitals to be preserved and yeeted at people I don't like, so them can go fuck themselves

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I wanna be a fly on the wall when that will gets read out loud...