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[–] Zorg@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can always say you worked for party city or similar. Or x-twitter for that matter, seems like they pretty much don't have a functioning HR department, so who's going to stop you claiming you did whatever there

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't lie on your resume.

As others have said, there's better answers than lying. From telling them that you only included relevant experinece, took a sabbatical to work on some passion projects, inform them that you do not have disclose medical information, to saying fuck-off.

The worst thing you can do is jeopardize a potential offer or your future employment standing by a flat out lie that's verifiable by a standard background check.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 0 points 1 week ago

Lying on your resume is literally the game in a job market that wants five years experience in tools that have only existed for six months.