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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same as the actual issue when a pickpocket bumps into you.

It is a diversion. And spending haha time on it at this point is less useful than lovingly flirting with one's own navel.