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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A bed that went to school... duh 🙄

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

You're thinking of an "educated bed."

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know when youre trying to get to sleep, but you're worried that maybe your smart home, tv, fridge, watch, phone, etc. may not be collecting enough data about you at that present moment?

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I have the Withings Sleep Analyser for that

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of a sudden i can see the bed not believing it's weight sensors and is going through every detail of your day with your watch and fridge and then convince the TV to go on a 24hrs strike