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This actually seems genius but it might be the muscle relaxers (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait... You actually watch the movie? I thought it was just background noise for making out and fucking.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am so fucking glad I did family movie nights wrong

[–] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder what op does when they listen to music then.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The same as a movie, except you do it to the beat. 😌

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy was found to be the best song for this. Do with this information as you will.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

"This song is about beating his gf."

Me: "It's not about kissing? Uh oh... I've been telling everyone I smack my bitch up every night. 😨"

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And, if you're single, you can always just beat off to the beat