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submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With none other than...

[–] trk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image.

Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

Oh lord, don't tell me it's also laid out with tables, too? 😭

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Outlook.

Thankfully Thunderbird, although most folks here just use the Roundcube web client.

With a giant signature that includes an embedded image.

They are auto-generated and enabled for everyone. Typical corporate bullshit I guess.

Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes.

It's a portrait (that thankfully has been downsized and compressed so much, that it's barely recognizable (thank goodness, because it's a horrific photo)), as well as a photo of my physical signature. Oh god do I hate emails and email signatures. And fuck my company for wanting emails to look "authentic" and including this stupid ass signature.