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what if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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i just thought of that and was like wow china is so scary

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Seems likely. We wouldn't even know because it's always night over there when it's day over here, but it's night over hear when it's day over there, so we wouldn't be able to see it!

[–] trudge@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along. stalin-spoon

[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue

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