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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ehhh they're an invasive species with a parasitic larval stage, we're fucked. The more we appease the more their numbers grow and the less likely we are to be able to satiate them, much less them and any sizable human population (though there wouldn't be a sizable human population very long).

"One" question (ok one multi-part question), does anyone have data on the life cycle? How long until eggs hatch, how long in larval stage, how long until the little guy that bursts out becomes an H. R. Geiger penis monster, how many eggs can those penis monsters lay per day, and how many calories do they need for their daily intake?