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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a greentext of a dude that didn't get laid because a spider scared the girl off. He killed the spider, only to later find out the girl had some DST. He mourned spiderbro.

that spider was saving bro.

bro didn't deserve that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Friendly cuddles without consent? That's assault, brother!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the spider consented.

you know where they wasn't consent? when they killed that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, "squish that spider or so help me you're going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom".

I'd rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.