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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Minus: You'll never get promoted because no one else can do that job

Plus: You'll never get laid off for the same reason

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 115 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never underestimate the ability for middle management to not know how important you actually are.

[–] plateee@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so - everything falls over and it reminds your boss how you're the only thing keeping it all together.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The key to a good career in IT is to not have everything run too smoothly. If your systems have 100% uptime, it's easy for people to forget that you exist and are needed. The occasional bug reminds them that their lives would collapse without you.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 32 points 2 weeks ago

I should go unplug the router for a bit.

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so

oh no

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so -

This might be the most American sentence I have read this week.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit, sometimes they'll lay you off just because you are worth too much and cost too much money.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or just do RTO

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look for another job rn so when you ask for a raise you can shortly after present your 15 days

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've already started looking. I've asked for a raise twice and I got laughed at.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oof, when I asked for mine, I at least got some empathy even though it was a non-answer. Wish ya best luck.