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Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks
(www.theverge.com)
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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Of fucking course you need to have their app to get any useful data from it. I certainly trust a plumbing manufacturer to have solid cybersecurity, and there certainly won't be any data breaches of people's poop data. When do you think we're gonna get FOSS poop cameras?
Maybe open a feature request for buttplug.io
You’ll have to pay extra for added security measures.
" Mr. Sanchez, before I let you into this country, you need to explain a large fecal mass on September 23 that looks like our Vice President...was this a political statement?"
Just wait for the leaked videos of people's hairy bags and their turds coming out
Not especially useful until the advent of RRC (rectal recognition cameras)
See the adult swim skit from about 10 years ago