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[–] DevoidWisdom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year.

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