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Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks (www.theverge.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If I want to take pictures of my butthole I have a camera for that already

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is where you advertise your onlyfans

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They say the camera points down, but that makes me wonder...what about the reflections?? Oh god, the reflections

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the only real use for a selfie stick

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just be careful not to do the phone in the toilet