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You'll float too (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe if y'all would actually close tickets once an eon we wouldn't skip it. I left IT because it was full of some of the laziest SOBs in existence

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

It’s been a minute but every place I have worked that had tickets had a weekly round table meeting to cover the ones you have had open for more than a week.

Sounds like you maybe had bad managers.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its dad. And it's gonna fuck invention's mother so hard.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Back when I was in it someone pointed out that I will avoid doing a tedious task so hard that I will spend days or weeks automating something instead of just doing it.