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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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I hope you find someone for you soon.
Look at the username. You are falling for bait.
Well I agree with him on Futurama at least.
I assure you sir, I am not trolling. All of my misanthropy is 100% genuine and of my own design. But in the words of Jayson Street, "I come with warning labels."
Middle Age Pilot Yells At Clouds, Says GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
Stop lying. No you don't. You look like a Baptist saying he loves Jesus. Just who are you trying to fool? Whose brownie points do you think you're earning?
I don't. I haven't tried looking for a date since the pandemic and I don't plan to start again. Women don't want me, they want the quarter million dollars of real estate I own and the 2 million dollars of real estate I'm heir to. Well guess what? Unlike the majority of married men, I'm not losing my home in a divorce. I'm gonna die right there on my grandfather's land on my grandfather's couch and my three month rotted corpse will be found by police on a wellness check initiated by the town water company. I'm not gonna be taken to the hospital, forced to keep my heart beating after the stroke and live to be an 86 year old shambling corpse of a social security check for others to cash.
Hmmm, yes, no doubt it’s the women’s height requirements that are to blame, since you have such a sterling personality.