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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Our middle school chorus teacher printed out the lyrics to this song, thinking it was a cute pop song we could all learn easily to pad out a recital, since it was still on the radio all the time.

She was a really innocent lady, and a recent imigrant from Bulgaria, and I can only assume didnt know a lot of the euphemisms, like going down on someone.

We took turns pointing out different inappropriate lines, and I remember reading out loud, "then I bumped up, i took the hit that I was given, then I bumped again, then i bumped again, and I said 'how do I get back to the place where I fell asleep inside you?'"

And explaining, so hes just snorted a line and 3 small ones, and now hes reminiscing about sex- how the fuck did this ever get onto the radio?"

Funny enough, I remember us talking about the crystal meth line, and most of us thinking it wasnt that big a deal, because 1/3 of our class was on adderal, and its basically the same thing, right? (We were all 13, so) at least its not cocaine!