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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah i love reminding my wife we are one butthole to butthole tube when we kiss.

She on the other hand hates being reminded

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hmmm... I wonder, would a vacuum be created if you both started farting?:-?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Get stuck together, what a risky idea haha.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I saw something the other day where they were discussing how if frodo swallowed the ring he wouldn't disappear because it is outside of him. As in your intestines and stomach are "outside your body" as they are essentially a tube feeding all the way through you. This reminded me of that for whatever reason.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Great way to smuggle it to Mordor. In the prison pocket

What's it gots in it's prison poketses precious

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As the ring passes through his intestines, surely some poop will get inside the ring. Does the poop inside Frodo turn invisible then?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the poop inside Frodo turn invisible

Ah, the age-old question that has been dogging all of science for centuries!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can excrement weild the ring of power. Welcome to BuzzFeed where we've assembled 30 random people to figure out if it's possible.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know about the RING of power, but excrement can clearly wield the offices of power 🤷

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the ring isn't inside you when you wear it on your hand.

The ring being inside/outside of you doesn't affect the ring's properties; it's whether you're inside or outside the ring.

Yes, the ring has to encompass part of you. Being that the ring is in a tube that is "outside you" it never would be encompassing you. Unless it got stuck somewhere and wrapped around your intestines

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

))<>(( Forever.