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Try one in your world today (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword 'open' to transform this cube into a '200x'200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you're caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'the cube is hard of hearing' oh that's just evil lmao

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can't hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear "open" when something else was said

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was that you can't just shout from afar because it can't hear you, so there's not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

So many options!

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'll use a sending stone like a garage door opener as I'm pulling up in the carriage

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

The merchant says: "thanks for purchasing that cube, if you need something else we are open all day every day"

The party is now dead

[–] Natanael 3 points 2 months ago

Excellent weapon then