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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Because you lived in a car centric shit hole with no backbone rail.

Fucking car brain infrastructure blindness is so reliable. Like you can't see the massive constant costs of car infra, you think the roads never need repair and fuel just fucking appears, engine repairs aren't orders of magnitude more expensive than anything else, and there's no opportunity cost to other modes of transit, but laying an inch of track or cutting bike trails is just so fucking expensive. You are the problem with the world. You are why we have climate change. You are why everything is so fucking shit and everything everyone owns spies on all of us.

Please stop. Please just fucking stop. You can't see shit, your experiences are not valid, your instincts are the products of ad campaigns, and you are reliably aggressively spectacularly incorrect in harmful ways. Please stop having opinions, stop voting, stop speaking on any topic you are hostile to the concept of understanding.

If you're determined to never think or observe, please defer in matters of reality to those who at least try.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is some high tier deranged posting.

Nice.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know how LLMs have a context window and use it to predict the next word? This guy’s brain works like that, but with a context of emotion instead of words, and it can only store 3 tokens.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The words tracked. You just seemed to have gotten stuck in a feedback loop of emotion where your rage reminded you you were angry, which made you more angry.

Cool. Tell me what I'm wrong about and how.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude that is some insane response there.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How so?

Edit: oh shit, you got nothing, do you?