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[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus, as we’ve seen, it is much easier to escape the secret police on a bike

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Unless the secret police have bikes as well!

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

The American ones don’t

Cops dont like work, moving, being away from car.

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen a couple cops (RCMP) on bikes in my city. They definitely didn't seem to be really comfortable on the bikes. Would definitely be easier to lose them in a bike chase than a car chase.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't seen RCMP on bikes, but the locals on bikes have a season and only seem to be around large events. I'm not sure their skill level but, I'm pretty sure they aren't ready to chase a cyclist.