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Council of Elrond - the last of the participants are trickling in as it's about to start: slightly in the background, you see Samuel L Jackson approach in full Jedi garb, but is stopped by a guard. You can't hear anything they're saying, as the camera is still focused on the actual event that's now kicking off, but you can see an increasingly heated exchange between Jackson and the guard, with Jackson producing a paper document and pointing to it, then to the council. The guard takes the paper and begins reading it as Jackson crosses his arms and waits in an annoyed 'hurry up' pose. The guard then shows the document to Jackson while pointing to a specific word, then points back to the council while explaining something, still unheard.
Jackson snatches the document, angrily stomps, and a barely audible "mother fucker!!" is heard by the audience as he turns around and storms away.
That's in the extended extended version.
The Rolkien Fantasy Picture Show.
"We grant you the rank of Master, but not a position on this Council."
"Fucking karma!"
Is that before or after he joins The Rohirrim in the Riddemark to finally chase those mofuggin' snakes offa the mofuggin' plain", though?