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[โ€“] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It is kind of silly, in retrospect.

The skeletons that follow me around IRL don't carry oversized buckler shields.

They just quote former failed relationships and keep just out of arms reach.