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You wake up as a random 10-year-old in 2002 with your memories intact. In your hand is a USB drive with a backup of Wikipedia as of Jan 1 2025. You must keep your identity secret. What do you do? (lemmy.world)

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If anyone wants a specific goal, have it be either

Earn a Nobel Prize by age 18

Become a billionaire by age 18

For the sake of the scenario, assume the following:

If anyone learns that you are mentally from the future, you immediately have an aneurysm and die. You somehow just know this and therefore must keep your true identity secret.
You wake up as a random 10-year-old specifically in 2002, not your 10-year-old self, and not the age you actually were in 2002.
You live in the same country, speak the same language(s), and are the same ethnicity as your old self. Your biological sex matches your gender identity (flip a coin if you are enby).
You have 2 parents and 1.5 siblings. Your family earns exactly the median income for your country.
The person whose identity you now inhabit left a diary. You have no other knowledge of your new identity beyond this.
If you try to look for your old family, you learn they had a different child in this timeline who is the same age as you but is not you. They will not believe any attempt to convince them you are related.
The USB drive is compatible with any standard USB Type A connector. It is just large enough to fit all of Wikipedia, including hosted media and files, and the drive is read-only. The drive cannot be reformatted.
Stock market trends remain generally consistent for 5 years. After that, assume the butterfly effect will start to skew the results, so you cannot predict what will happen after 2007. Sports become too unreliable to bet on with 100% accuracy after 1 year.
I feel like I shouldn't need to clarify this one, but no grooming kids. Assume there is a magical force that prevents you from dating anyone until both you and they are at least 18, and no one is attracted to you unless they would also feel okay dating someone who is your mental age.

EDIT - Additional clarifiers, if this helps:

The USB drive is not based on 2002 technology but is fully compatible with it. Assume it uses a novel architecture that can repurpose itself to be compatible with whatever system it is plugged into, as long as it fits the correct type of USB port.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Realize I'm somehow older than I actually would have been, would be the first thing I do. Next is do the best I can to act like a 10 year old and not cry over the fact I'm back in 4th grade again.

Though, knowing me, I'd absolutely get caught if I'm still mentally the same person I am now. I mean, if I inhabited the body of an extrovert, I'd be doomed because the parents would go from seeing their extroverted kid become immediately introverted yet unable to care what others think of him/herself. They'd see their child suddenly become a radically different person.

Also, ain't no way I'd be able to make it through a few days before getting caught because I guarantee I'd be suspicious because my way of speech would absolutely slip through. There ain't no way a 10 year old child would be spouting things like Chinese swears like NMSL or speaking Japanese words or short phrases or getting away with swearing, which if I'm still mentally me, would most likely if my internal filter comes with me on this nightmare.

And don't even get me started on my movements when I'm at home. I don't always walk like a normal person when I move and I'm pretty sure that's the autism and not being corrected by my parents.