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Briefly sold cars back in '91. Salesmen told me to lock onto the gay guys as they always had money and rock-and-roll credit. And they did.
All my gay friends are broke and drive practical hatches.
But that's probably cause me and my whole circle are broke-arse millennials that may never retire...
Don't worry about it, buddy! The societal collapse caused by the climate change-induced waves of mass migration and disruption of the means of production AND transportation will make things like "retirement" long irrelevant before you get to that age! FUN!