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The second. Turns out cryo places take a ridiculous amount of energy to keep the corpses at the ‘proper’ temperature, and those running such places often cut corners, and so leave out things like backup generators. The suspension fluids also need refilling periodically, which often doesn’t happen.
Edit: if you want to read the article this post is quoting, you can find it here.
The freezer in Futurama didn't need any special shit. This is false.
No modern Cryonics facility fits this description. They all have perpetual funds, take no energy as it's liquid nitrogen and not electricity doing the cooling, and I've never heard of any "forgetting" to refill. Source? Actually forget it you just wrote complete bullshit lol.
that's not how thermodynamics work. do you think a cryogenic liquid stays at cryogenic temps by itself? even in a storage dewar there's heat transfer.
You know nitrogen isnt just 'magic cold goo' in its liquid phase, right?
Who am i kidding; of course you don't!
Edit: love all these kurzwel-landian-assed 'science nerds' who read one SciFi novel in the 90s and think theyre science-knower intellectuals, but don't understand thermodynamics 101 or the refrigeration cycle or other basic shit they should have learned in high school.
No energy? Do you understand the laws of thermodynamics?
No, they understand the future, which is better. .ayve get on board, stupid Luddite.
I take it you didn’t bother to read the article.