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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got into the big gay for the long term retirement planning options.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

The true Gay Agenda: Being able to afford retirement.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, it's a no-brainer. I'm heading in to sign the paperwork on Monday.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, could you do me a solid and drop off my sick leave note at the Antifa HQ? It's just next door to Big Gay HQ.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

You got it, I need to pick up my new membership card from George Soros while I'm down their anyway.