this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
682 points (99.1% liked)

Programmer Humor

26827 readers
2047 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Feyter@programming.dev
anzo@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
682
When you screw up git (infosec.pub)
submitted 23 hours ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
62 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.

when we die, is that like a push to origin?

when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?

is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?

so many questions...