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Didn't one of these places recently lose power or go out of business?
Anyway, will all their frozen cell walls popped they probably turn to goo that much faster.
i think that business model is bs, but that should be treated and manslaughter.
given that the whole premise of the business is that they can be revived is kept in appropriate conditions. having the corpses decompose due to negligence is manslaughter. or if not, it means their business is fraudulent.
They're legally mausoleums or something, and don't accept living people, so... 🤷
Would be more simple to skip the freezing and go straight to goo
No, no modern Cryonics facility has had this happen. The article is referring to an event decades in the past
You're really bored. 🤫