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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But to be fair, one parent was neglectful and the other one unpredictable.

Oh my dude, high five. Did you also spend your 20s weirdly looking for parental figures in your older work colleagues?

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh. Oh so that's what that is...

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, i am to damaged for that, my avoidant personality disorder makes every social interaction inherently stressful.