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[โ€“] mEEGal@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Seriously, can someone please explain monads like we're dumb or something ?

[โ€“] bss03 2 points 3 weeks ago

http://blog.sigfpe.com/2006/08/you-could-have-invented-monads-and.html

It's a "programmable semicolon" or "decorated-function composition". I think most people that are confused about it, are trying to make it be more meaningful than it is. Haskell (?) just grabbed a math name so they'd have one word for it, because it's a useful class name there.

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