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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

With a hammer? On the head?

Right? RIGHT?!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Bang! Bang!

Maxwell's Silver hammer

Came down

Upon her head

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world -1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

With my dick wherever she’d let me put it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I've always read she liked short, shallow, teasing thrusts to really get the juices flowing, THEN you go balls deep.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago

I like that this is where Lemmy draws the line on fetishes and downvotes.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 4 points 22 hours ago

Science has gone too far