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[–] kickeriekuh@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Well, you can Code in a real German syntax: https://ddp.im/en/

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

DDP has the following data types: Zahl (long), Kommazahl (double), Buchstabe (char), Text (string), Wahrheitswert (bool) und Listen (list)

Gottimhimmel, that would drive me crazy, and I'm German.

The code screenshot is pretty nice though. Actual grammar in there, full sentences that "Goethe would be proud of".

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Why yes I always dreamed of writing code like a full on novel.

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