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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 30 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

He did not wash his hands before eating.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there's the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker's clean, and ya didn't piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin' foul.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

you sure they ain't just removing their butts and attaching a new one every time they dump?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Username checks out?

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Well, whatever doesn't kill you...gives you pinkeye, e.coli, and chlamidya.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did you ever get the chance to invoke your username in those RV park male restrooms?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Lol, no can't say that I did.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

The artist was going for accuracy

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

That’s because RFK declared that germs aren’t real

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He is holding some kind of cloth in the 2nd panel. Maybe we just missed it.

I am curious what happened to the bite on the fork in the 3rd panel though.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

That's just him putting his napkin on his lap

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

It's better for everyone that way

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Anyone so moral and righteous as he doesn't need to. /s