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The only way one should code C btw. (infosec.pub)

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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I worked with one of the authors of the Brazilian SQL. It was exactly what it looks, every reserved word translated to Brazilian Portuguese.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god. I still have nightmares about that time I had excel formulas in Portuguese, I refuse to think about SQL.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Don't forget the keyboard shortcuts. Office products would change shortcuts according to the language, so it would be more mnemonic. Ctrl-F for find and Ctrl-B for bold would be reassigned to whatever initials that language had. Fun! /s